This site usually focused on worship guitar tips but I just received this Christian joke and thought it might bring a smile to you, too. A merry heart is good medicine.
HEAVEN’S ENTRANCE EXAM
A man dies and goes to Heaven. Saint Peter
meets him at the Pearly Gates and says, “Ok,
here’s how it works. You need 100 points to
make it into Heaven. You tell me all the good
things you’ve done, and I’ll award you a certain
number of points for each item, depending on
how good it was. When you reach 100 points,
you get in.”
“Okay,” the man says….”I was married to the
same woman for 50 years and never once
cheated on her, even in my heart.”
“That’s wonderful,” says Saint Peter, “That’s
worth three points!” “Three points?” he asks. [Read more…]